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Gerty
sometimes the grass is greener...
don't be ridiculous
i'm about to cause a huge brouhaha
opening hours
self-care = chocolate & Netflix
for fuck's sake
i'm a lot nicer when I like my outfit
hoovering is overrated
because i say so
always think outside the box
ready made pasta again
hang on let me overthink this
don't cry over spilt milk
i will not behave myself
absofuckinlutely
this is a woke free zone
just pop me in rice to get me working again
in this house we laugh at things we probably shouldn't
i find swearing helps
age like wine not like milk
today I will be happier than a seagull with a French fry
this is my fucking kitchen
i am the supreme knower of stuff
bollocks
