a balanced diet is a cake in both hands

born to be wild but i have bills

because i say so

always think outside the box

hang on let me overthink this

wine supplies are critical

i'll have a café mocha valium GLP vodka latte to go please

absofuckinlutely

this is a woke free zone

in this house we laugh at things we probably shouldn't

age like wine not like milk

this is my fucking kitchen

bollocks