eclectic vintage art for your walls
Gerty
fyi one uses coasters in this house
it's wine o'clock somewhere
Merde
holy moly
weed yanker
what a load of tosh
only dust if you absolutely must
silly bugger
'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers
let them eat cake
kitchen opening hours
even when sweary i remain articulate
goodness gracious me
take my word for it
would you like to join my long lunch club?
the complaints department is next door
i'm a lot nicer when I like my outfit
because i say so
sometimes the grass is greener...
flabbergasted
poppycock
i believe in unicorns
just pop me in rice to get me working again
in this house we laugh at things we probably shouldn't
i am the supreme knower of stuff
