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Gerty
'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers
we live in the posh part of town
ffs I don't know what is for dinner
let them eat cake
kitchen opening hours
even when sweary i remain articulate
this house runs on oodles of love
don't be like the rest of them darling
goodness gracious me
take my word for it
would you like to join my long lunch club?
the complaints department is next door
drunks, children and leggings always tell the truth
i'm a lot nicer when I like my outfit
because i say so
sometimes the grass is greener...
flabbergasted
poppycock
i believe in unicorns
i will not behave myself
absofuckinlutely
just pop me in rice to get me working again
in this house we laugh at things we probably shouldn't
i am the supreme knower of stuff
