eclectic vintage art for your walls
Gerty
it's wine o'clock somewhere
i remain unabashedly analogue
WTAF (2)
i do declare we may be better strangers
did i mention i used to live in London?
even when sweary i remain articulate
kitchen opening hours
i run a tight shipwreck
the dating pool has pee in it
sod off
Alexa pay the rent
goodness gracious me
take my word for it
now wash your hands
one simply can't get the staff nowadays
would you like to join my long lunch club?
the complaints department is next door
i list doomscrolling as one of my hobbies
i choose defiance over approval
normal gets you nowhere
sometimes the grass is greener...
don't be ridiculous
i'm about to cause a huge brouhaha
self-care = chocolate & Netflix
i'm a lot nicer when I like my outfit
