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Gerty
fuckityfuckfuck
we travel not to escape life
we live in the posh part of town
this house runs on oodles of love
did i mention i used to live in London?
even when sweary i remain articulate
kitchen opening hours
i run a tight shipwreck
i passed my exams without chat gpt
wtaf
the dating pool has pee in it
sod off
Alexa pay the rent
ceo of chaotic household
goodness gracious me
a slap of sea and a tickle of sand
take my word for it
now wash your hands
one simply can't get the staff nowadays
would you like to join my long lunch club?
the complaints department is next door
i list doomscrolling as one of my hobbies
i choose defiance over approval
normal gets you nowhere
drunks, children and leggings always tell the truth
