eclectic vintage art for your walls
Gerty
ceo of chaotic household
goodness gracious me
with mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come
a slap of sea and a tickle of sand
take my word for it
now wash your hands
flying fucks
one simply can't get the staff nowadays
sod that for a game of...
would you like to join my long lunch club?
the complaints department is next door
i list doomscrolling as one of my hobbies
life happens on paper not in pixels
i choose defiance over approval
normal gets you nowhere
drunks, children and leggings always tell the truth
wtaf
sometimes the grass is greener...
don't be ridiculous
i'm about to cause a huge brouhaha
self-care = chocolate & Netflix
for fuck's sake
it's not about the cards you're dealt
i'm a lot nicer when I like my outfit
born to be wild but i have bills
