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Gerty
today i will be as useless as the "g" in lasagne
hang on let me overthink this
don't cry over spilt milk
golly gosh
fuckityfuckfuck
wine supplies are critical
absofuckinlutely
i'll have a café mocha valium GLP vodka latte to go please
i will not behave myself
this is a woke free zone
just pop me in rice to get me working again
the smoking corner
in this house we laugh at things we probably shouldn't
i do suspect that he is not really necessary to my happiness
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady.
sometimes the grass is greener because it's fake
i find swearing helps
age like wine not like milk
too glam to give a damn
who drank all the fucking fancy wine?
today I will be happier than a seagull with a French fry
I don't know what's for dinner. Stop asking.
this house runs on laughter and excessive amounts of alcohol
