'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers

kitchen opening hours

ffs I don't know what is for dinner

warning - sometimes I may overreact

i passed my exams without chat gpt

the dating pool has pee in it

Alexa pay the rent

goodness gracious me

take my word for it

one simply can't get the staff nowadays

the complaints department is next door

i choose defiance over approval

drunks, children and leggings always tell the truth