eclectic vintage art for your walls
Gerty
sod this for a game of toy soldiers
fyi one uses coasters in this house
i can drink prosecco until the cows come home
what a load of tosh
only dust if you absolutely must
weed yanker
vintage GLP
silly bugger
'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers
even when sweary i remain articulate
kitchen opening hours
i run a tight shipwreck
let them eat cake
warning - sometimes I may overreact
the dating pool has pee in it
sod off
Alexa pay the rent
goodness gracious me
take my word for it
now wash your hands
one simply can't get the staff nowadays
would you like to join my long lunch club?
the complaints department is next door
i list doomscrolling as one of my hobbies
i choose defiance over approval