sod this for a game of toy soldiers

i remain unabashedly analogue

i do declare we may be better strangers

i care more about my outfit than your opinion

'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers

i run a tight shipwreck

warning - sometimes I may overreact

Alexa pay the rent

i choose defiance over approval

don't be ridiculous

self-care = chocolate & Netflix

sending you an invoice for wasting my time

if my mouth doesn't say it my face will