'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers

we travel not to escape life

this house runs on oodles of love

i run a tight shipwreck

let them eat cake

warning - sometimes I may overreact

i passed my exams without chat gpt

the dating pool has pee in it

one simply can't get the staff nowadays

normal gets you nowhere

i'm about to cause a huge brouhaha

always think outside the box

don't cry over spilt milk