eclectic vintage art for your walls
Gerty
for fuck's sake
hang on let me overthink this
don't cry over spilt milk
wine supplies are critical
absofuckinlutely
poise is the art of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof
i'll have a café mocha valium GLP vodka latte to go please
there are many things i cannot say out loud
c'est la fucking vie
sometimes the best part of my job is the chair that swivels
we will continue to have meetings until we find out why no work is getting done
i survived yet another meeting that should hve been an email
sending you an invoice for wasting my time
please do hesitate before contacting me
at some point being sensible stops feeling right
everyone brings joy to this office...
if my mouth doesn't say it my face will
this is a woke free zone
i find swearing helps
my brain has far too many tabs open to function properly
where's the snack cupboard?
yesteryear's Mounjaro
I don't repeat gossip so listen carefully
sometimes they say I sound like a broken record
always act like you're wearing an invisible crown
