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Gerty
i believe in unicorns
a closed mouth gathers no foot
i am not feeling very worky today
for fuck's sake
today i will be as useless as the "g" in lasagne
hang on let me overthink this
don't cry over spilt milk
golly gosh
fuckityfuckfuck
wine supplies are critical
absofuckinlutely
poise is the art of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof
i'll have a café mocha valium GLP vodka latte to go please
don't get me started i don't come with brakes
i will not behave myself
there are many things i cannot say out loud
if idiots could fly this office would be an airport
sometimes i have to tell myself it's not worth the prison time
c'est la fucking vie
sometimes the best part of my job is the chair that swivels
not a single one of your emails is finding me well
we will continue to have meetings until we find out why no work is getting done
i survived yet another meeting that should hve been an email
sending you an invoice for wasting my time
