add some magic to your walls
Gerty
I am almost perfect
that takes the biscuit
a stitch in time
three sheets to the wind
getting ready
golly gosh
dust if you absolutely must
cream crackered
I can't be arsed
what a palaver
what a shitshow
zip it
be happy
wine supplies are critical
modern ease often disgusts me
slow fashion
shut the front door
does he cut the mustard
laughter is good for the soul
please leave by 9 p.m.
maybe swearing will help
red lips sink ships
absofuckinlutely in green
what the actual f~#@*k?
I am ready for a new chapter
