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Gerty
'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers
fuckityfuckfuck
we travel not to escape life
we live in the posh part of town
this house runs on oodles of love
did i mention i used to live in London?
even when sweary i remain articulate
kitchen opening hours
i run a tight shipwreck
ffs I don't know what is for dinner
let them eat cake
don't be like the rest of them darling
warning - sometimes I may overreact
vegans welcome
i passed my exams without chat gpt
wtaf
the dating pool has pee in it
sod off
Alexa pay the rent
one simply can't get the staff nowadays
ceo of chaotic household
for fuck's sake
sometimes the grass is greener...
goodness gracious me
a slap of sea and a tickle of sand
