a balanced diet is a cake in both hands

born to be wild but i have bills

because i say so

always think outside the box

wine supplies are critical

hang on let me overthink this

for fuck's sake

don't cry over spilt milk

poise is the art of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof

we will continue to have meetings until we find out why no work is getting done

there are many things i cannot say out loud

don't get me started i don't come with brakes

i survived yet another meeting that should hve been an email