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Gerty
please do hesitate before contacting me
at some point being sensible stops feeling right
everyone brings joy to this office...
if my mouth doesn't say it my face will
absofuckinlutely
this is a woke free zone
just pop me in rice to get me working again
the smoking corner
Alexa Pay my rent...
in this house we laugh at things we probably shouldn't
i do suspect that he is not really necessary to my happiness
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady.
welcome to my den of iniquity
sometimes the grass is greener because it's fake
i find swearing helps
age like wine not like milk
too glam to give a damn
who drank all the fucking fancy wine?
today I will be happier than a seagull with a French fry
I don't know what's for dinner. Stop asking.
this house runs on laughter and excessive amounts of alcohol
this is my fucking kitchen
I'll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first.
i am the supreme knower of stuff
