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Gerty
i list doomscrolling as one of my hobbies
don't be ridiculous
now wash your hands
would you like to join my long lunch club?
the complaints department is next door
opening hours
i choose defiance over approval
normal gets you nowhere
take my word for it
drunks, children and leggings always tell the truth
because i say so
i'm about to cause a huge brouhaha
self-care = chocolate & Netflix
i'm a lot nicer when I like my outfit
always think outside the box
be like a postage stamp
hoovering is overrated
ready made pasta again
hang on let me overthink this
i believe in unicorns
don't cry over spilt milk
poise is the art of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof
sometimes the best part of my job is the chair that swivels
there are many things i cannot say out loud
I am worn out with civility
