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Gerty
hoovering is overrated
because i say so
i run a tight shipwreck
always think outside the box
i believe in unicorns
for fuck's sake
hang on let me overthink this
don't cry over spilt milk
wine supplies are critical
absofuckinlutely
poise is the art of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof
i'll have a café mocha valium GLP vodka latte to go please
don't get me started i don't come with brakes
i will not behave myself
there are many things i cannot say out loud
c'est la fucking vie
sometimes the best part of my job is the chair that swivels
we will continue to have meetings until we find out why no work is getting done
i survived yet another meeting that should hve been an email
sending you an invoice for wasting my time
please do hesitate before contacting me
at some point being sensible stops feeling right
everyone brings joy to this office...
if my mouth doesn't say it my face will
