eclectic vintage art for your walls
Gerty
hoovering is overrated
comparison is the thief of joy
because i say so
i believe in unicorns
don't cry over spilt milk
sending you an invoice for wasting my time
everyone brings joy to this office...
if my mouth doesn't say it my face will
this is a woke free zone
just pop me in rice to get me working again
in this house we laugh at things we probably shouldn't
i am the supreme knower of stuff
ffs vintage print
my brain has far too many tabs open to function properly
this room is as clean as a whistle
yesteryear's Mounjaro
I believe in annoyed at first sight
our house swear jar could apply to become a bank
sometimes they say I sound like a broken record
not all who wander are lost
gone fishing
always act like you're wearing an invisible crown
booze shoes and boys with tattoos
sixpence short of a shilling
bills, bills, bills
