don't be ridiculous

self-care = chocolate & Netflix

i'm a lot nicer when I like my outfit

because i say so

i believe in unicorns

hang on let me overthink this

poise is the art of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof

there are many things i cannot say out loud

sending you an invoice for wasting my time

at some point being sensible stops feeling right

if my mouth doesn't say it my face will

absofuckinlutely