eclectic vintage art for your walls
Gerty
poise is the art of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof
there are many things i cannot say out loud
sometimes the best part of my job is the chair that swivels
sending you an invoice for wasting my time
please do hesitate before contacting me
at some point being sensible stops feeling right
everyone brings joy to this office...
if my mouth doesn't say it my face will
this is a woke free zone
i find swearing helps
my brain has far too many tabs open to function properly
where's the snack cupboard?
yesteryear's Mounjaro
sometimes they say I sound like a broken record
always act like you're wearing an invisible crown
booze shoes and boys with tattoos
be like a postage stamp
a large income is the recipe for happiness
bills, bills, bills
absolutely no fs given
