I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady.

sometimes the grass is greener because it's fake

I'll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first.

where's the snack cupboard?

I don't repeat gossip so listen carefully

I'm wearing my big girls' pants

I'm really rather posh didn't you know?

one day my prince will come

be like a postage stamp

enjoying life at 15 WTF's an hour

john locke mp

welcome to my shitshow

time will explain