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Gerty
hang on let me overthink this
don't cry over spilt milk
i find swearing helps
age like wine not like milk
too glam to give a damn
who drank all the fucking fancy wine?
today I will be happier than a seagull with a French fry
I don't know what's for dinner. Stop asking.
this house runs on laughter and excessive amounts of alcohol
this is my fucking kitchen
I'll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first.
i am the supreme knower of stuff
the book was better
i like colouring outside the lines
i don't meditate I say fuck a lot
ignore me i am losing my marbles
this room is as clean as a whistle
where's the snack cupboard?
yesteryear's Mounjaro
my swear jar overfloweth
I deserve a whole sheet of gold stars
I'm really rather posh didn't you know?
booze shoes and boys with tattoos
one day my prince will come
everything is totally under control