eclectic vintage art for your walls
Gerty
sending you an invoice for wasting my time
please do hesitate before contacting me
at some point being sensible stops feeling right
everyone brings joy to this office...
ignore me i am losing my marbles
if my mouth doesn't say it my face will
just pop me in rice to get me working again
this is a woke free zone
absofuckinlutely
i find swearing helps
in this house we laugh at things we probably shouldn't
i will not behave myself
age like wine not like milk
this is my fucking kitchen
today I will be happier than a seagull with a French fry
bollocks
it's ok not to fit i...
i am the supreme knower of stuff
ffs vintage print
my brain has far too many tabs open to function properly
it's not grey hair it's wisdom glitter
i don't meditate I say fuck a lot
yesteryear's Mounjaro
I believe in annoyed at first sight
